5.22.2012

more OCD lines

 one of my favorite things about sam boy is his lines and the way everything has to be set just so.





sam wanted to play uno with shawn but he wanted to deal.  so this is what he dealt.  the top cards are his hand - every skip, wild, draw two and reverse in the deck which left shawn with all the lame numbers at the bottom.  he is a smartie-pants.

stitches

 so here is our first experience with stitches ever.  frankly, i'm surprised it's taken us this long.  jack was running around at the grocery store with shawn, ran smack into the edge of a table and popped his chin right open.  thankfully, shawn is so calm in these situations, he grabbed jack's jacket, shoved it on his chin and we walked out of the store and drove down 2 block to his office.  there are awesome benefits to being married to a PA.  
 unfortunately, i was remiss in thinking that jack would sail right through this cuz he's usually a pretty tough nut.  he screamed and wrestled like we were cutting his leg off without whiskey, as shawn says.  dr. preston came in and tried to put a cloth over his face so he wouldn't be able to see and that freaked him out.  he went ballistic.  took us about 2 hours to get i think 5 stitches in.  poor kid.
 the final product.
 his face was swollen because of how hard he was crying.  he actually popped blood vessels in his eyelids.
we managed to get blood everywhere, including the back of his shirt.

5.02.2012

more boots

 this guy loves his boots.  packing them away for the summer was traumatizing.

 come on.  is that not the cutest thing you've ever seen.


 this is sam's stretch.  he just said one day, "mom, watch me stretch."  it's a good one.  especially if you wear boots, it adds 5 lbs to each leg.

 even relaxing on the bed.

 these are good looks, above and below.

shorts and boots, always a good combo.  at least he has pants on.

tough guys

 who needs a gun sling when you have a diaper?


this is the football stance.  when it's time for bed, shawn says "football stance!", the above position takes place, and everyone runs up the stairs.  we are intense.