I agree with Megan...what the??? I need some kind of explanation...oh and the bathroom story, I feel for ya, girl--been there & done that...MANY times. :) Way to stick in there.
Well my friends, the story is we were given an assignment in my mental health and human sexuality class to research out some alternative forms of therapy that people use. We had to do a write up that was the serious part and my teacher made the mistake of saying we could do whatever we want for the presentation part. Yada yada yada, we made a video where I am a urine therapy healer. Yeah people really do do that. And yes, I will post the video.
shawn and i were married in 2005, and we're best friends and soul-mates. jack joined us in 2007, and sam-boy arrived in june 2009. sweet charli came in august 2012. we love saturday morning breakfasts, playing hide-and-seek, playing ball, singing songs, laughing, and being together.
if you try to help him in the middle of it, he purses his lips and hisses at you "i can do it myself!"
sam struggles with his r's and l's. one day, he was eating his lunch and he said "mmmm, this is dewicious!" i thought it was so cute and repeated, "dewicious?" s: "no!!! dewicious." me: "ohhhh, delicious." s: "yeah." got it.
update on sam's prayers. they now go like this:
"Heavenly Father, thank thee for this day. please bless the poor people to have bread and water. please help us to be nice and to not argue. in the name of Jesus Christ, amen."
sweet prayer, but it is the same every time. every. time.
to preface this story, i don't think my mom has ever said a cuss word in her life and she hates that i let my damns and hells slip out every once in a while. well, one day jack had gone somewhere with my mom and was getting out of the car. he knocked his head on the door and said to my mom, "now, mom says i'm not supposed to say dammit, i say dang it." ha! the goal is to have your kids turn out better than you, right? we are on our way.
i was asking sam what some of his favorite things are, including his favorite drink. he said it was gatorade and then asked me mine. i told him it was dr. pepper. he said, "ooooo, that's a great one! i think my favorite is dr. pepsi." ha! he's never had pepsi in his life!
our good friend jordan came over the other day and jack asked him what he wanted. jordan teased him and said, "i came to get you, jack. i need you to help me clean my house." jack giggled and told him no way. without missing a beat, sam rolled his eyes and said, "okay. i'll do it." and started trudging to the door. probably thinking, "man, i always have to bail this kid out."
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Okay. Please tell the awesome story that must surely go along with that.
I agree with Megan...what the??? I need some kind of explanation...oh and the bathroom story, I feel for ya, girl--been there & done that...MANY times. :) Way to stick in there.
Wow Shawn. You're hot.
Oh no he didn't! I'm pretty sure I laughed at this for about 5 minutes!
I guess you can take the Shawn out of Vineyard but you can't take the Vineyard out of Shawn.
Your pal,
Morgan
Oh. My. Goodness. That's FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!
oh. my. funny.
Well my friends, the story is we were given an assignment in my mental health and human sexuality class to research out some alternative forms of therapy that people use. We had to do a write up that was the serious part and my teacher made the mistake of saying we could do whatever we want for the presentation part. Yada yada yada, we made a video where I am a urine therapy healer. Yeah people really do do that. And yes, I will post the video.
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