so because we just potty-trained jack, poop is discussed a lot. he gets a sucker every time he poops on the potty. don't you sometimes feel like you deserve a sucker when you poop? anyway...are you ready for this?!
couple days ago, jack did his thing on the toilet. awesome. let him pick a sucker. he and sam are playing in the living room, so i run upstairs, i swear for 2 seconds, to finish up something on the computer. seriously, 2 seconds later i hear jack yell "eww, sick, mom!!! sam has poop all over him and he's putting it all over me!!!" what? i'm thoroughly confused as to how that is possible.
i run downstairs, they aren't in the living room. i find them in the bathroom, jack is sitting on the toilet with his pants down, totally disgusted and sure enough, there is poop everywhere, the biggest portion sitting on sam's foot. what?
people, this is the only way i figure it could've happened. jack must not have been done pooping, so he went back for another round. sam tagged along (he's a little obsessed with the bathroom anyway) and pulled himself up on the toilet right where jack's bum was. as jack pooped, sam must have CAUGHT/GRABBED it in his hands and proceeded to share the love, because there is NO WAY he could've reached the little guy if it had made it to the bottom of the toilet. sick, i just vomited a little in my mouth (again).
i swear to you, i smelled poop in my dreams all last night.
1 week ago
8 comments:
Thank you for sharing that story! I am literally laughing out loud, but also vomiting in my mouth for you! Sorry you had to deal with that! Yuck.
Oh. My. Gosh! What a story, Katie. That really is the ultimate poop story. Poor, poor Sam. Unbelievable! There just are no words... :)
That's too funny and really gross at the same time! Bet it was fun to clean up. Poop is like hair in the sense that hair on your head is fun to touch and play with but once it leaves the head - like in the shower, on the floor or anywhere for that fact it is totally disgusting and becomes untouchable. As is true when wiping a poopy bum. It's not fun but manageable. However, when the poop has managed to leave its pre-zoned area i.e. the back, the floor or anywhere else for that matter it too becomes totally disgusting. Anyway that's how I feel. Hope all is well :)
Oh yeah, disgusting! This is what I call a "Where is your Mother?" moment because I sure as hell am not your mom right now... sick, you have my sympathy.
ha ha ha ha. oh man, that is so funny. i wish i could have witnessed your reaction. i'm laughing just thinking about it!
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AHH! So gross! Similar incident with Tyson. He pooped while he was peeing, and forgot to sit on the potty. So gross...
Thanks for sharing. I'm laughing. "Things you never thought you'd explore..."(Into the Woods), right?
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